Quote of the week comes from Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho, defending his famously inferior home pitch. "Sometimes you see beautiful people with no brains. Sometimes you have ugly people who are intelligent, like scientists. Our pitch is a bit like that," he said in a rare poetic moment. The protest march meets at Stamford Bridge this weekend. Bring a lab coat and Bunsen burner.
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